While I'm for international and territorial sovereignty being respected and have no time for the brutality the Iranian regime showed toward its own citizens I was momentarily tempted to make an exception in the case of the playboy princes of the UAE.
Just imagine what the UAE could do with these islands. Perhaps they could make the sado masochistic brother of Sheikh Zayed known as Sheikh Isa the Governor and ask him to establish the Guatanamo of the Middle East.
Alternatively they could gift the islands to Prince Andrew and create a few more discos, casinos and nightclubs. With the remaining land they could create the Ascot or perhaps Glorious Goodwood of the Middle East for the shake your Money's of the UAE to dress up with bowler hats and lounge suits in order to look like the western monarchy's they so desperately and pathetically seek to ape.
Frankly Your Majesty's why don't you stop getting Neo-Cons to write your speeches and realise that perhaps these islands are fortunately not in the hands of western puppets who run their so called mickey mouse countries as personal fiefdoms on behalf of fake royal families created by the West.
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