Apparently following a number of high profile cases where Saudi perverts have been added to the sexual offences register in Bournemouth for striping naked and chasing women as well as being done for sexual assault in the USA, the Saudi Govt appears to believe this guide may help keep Saudis out of trouble.
In the spirit of Muslim solidarity London Muslim thought I'd come up with my own guide to Saudis when they come to London:
- Please don't fart in lifts
- please don't spit in public
- Please don't pick your nose in public
- Please say thank you (shukran Will do) when we hold a door open for you
- Please try and avoid hitting other pedestrians with your Harrods Bags when you yomp on the pavement
- Please try and ensure your numerous wife's don't all walk 10 yards behind you
- Please don't shout into mobile phones
- Please eat quietly and close your mouths when chewing food in a restaurant
- Please don't restart your shopping when at the checkout in a shop
- Please don't burp in public after you have had a drink
- Please avoid scratching your balls in public and wait until you get home
- Oh and please say please when being served
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