Thursday, 14 January 2010

How to spot a Suicide Bomber

Some bright sparks (sorry no pun intended) in our Keystone Cops have established a novel way of detecting a Suicide Bomber.

Adopting a "pionerring" technique called "behavioural science" the remarkable new tactic also called "behavioural analysis screening" imported from the Israelites includes amongst other "sophisticated" measures looking for certain clues like:

travellers wearing inappropriate clothing which could be used to hide explosives, clutching their backpacks too tightly, hiding something in a pocket or generally behaving nervously

A police source said "this is not rocket science". No shit Sherlock.



1 comments:

  1. behavioural science is far more sophisticated then what is being said in this article and it wasnt a complete exportation of Israelites as you say rather more Sabian in nature, but it gets complicated, get a hold of Allan Pease's books and Joey Yap, might give you an idea in what is being talked about specifically.

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