Friday, 17 September 2010

Algerian Muslims arrested for plotting to kill the Pope

Algerian Street cleaners were arrested today on suspicion of trying to kill the Pope.

The Muppet's whose day job includes sweeping the streets of Westminster tells you all to need to know about their intellectual abilities if the arrests are justified. While Israelites increase their stranglehold on Power in the Palace of Westminster Muslims are outside cleaning up the excrement and allegedly trying to murder a man of faith who admittedly also protects child abusers.

The Spooks are already sounding off before the spending review about the Terror threat and while these fruitcakes have not been charged and I have to say the arrests seem oh so conveniently timed lets not give our enemies the opportunity to further pigeon hole us all as a bunch of extremists.

2 comments:

  1. Yea and the man of faith you are talking about asked personally sorry about what happened, that's the same thing your brothers how you call each other should do when they kill innocent people!!!

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  2. The overwhelming majority of Street Cleaners are peaceful tolerant souls. Indeed, Street Cleaner literally means 'peace'. We mustn't demonise all Street Cleaners by the acts of these few unrepresentative extremists.
    Street Cleaning has given so much to us in terms of scientific and medical advancement. Eczema and Scurvy to name but two. Indeed the inventor of Street Cleaning, one Johnny Applecart, was a really nice guy and a snappy dresser too, in a downtrodden sort of way. If you disagree - or even hesitate to agree immediately with any of this, then you're a Street Cleaneraphobe, and you shouldn't be surprised if you should find yourself swept up into the dustpan of history any time soon.

    I'll get my coat.......

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