LM wrote about the Cinderella type story of Shozna the homeless Muslim girl who suffered a stroke and has now been invited by Prince William to his marriage.
However, looking at the above picture and the electric eye contact between our Sister Shoz and the Prince I reckon there is amazing chemistry between the two, even if Will is not aware of it LM thinks they would make a perfect match.
My advice to Prince William is look mate your mum Di had a thing for Muslims, remember Dodi and that Pakistani heart surgeon. As a result, it's not too late, get rid of weighty Katie, do the right thing by reverting to Islam when all your sins will be forgiven then propose to a beautiful Muslim sister and hey presto arise Queen Shozna.
Imagine what a Muslim Queen could offer you, the country and Commonwealth. Ok, there is a bit of height difference but so what Shoz is probably a far better cook than weighty Katie and finally Dad Charlie who likes Muslims will have a daughter in law who can discuss matters of faith rather than talking to the Outlaws in the Middletons. Moreover, imagine all the racist Chavs in the EDL having to sing God save our Muslim Queen and finally you can put halal on the menu down at the Palace.
This is hilarious!! Why can't get convert to Anglicanism instead?
ReplyDeleteLM is behaving like an anonymous loony tune, completely irrational. Have a bit of basic civility, Kate & the Prince are getting married soon, something seen as positive by normal Muslims.
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea!Introducing a good muslim as one of the members to this dysfunctional family will help to restore normality in this family.
ReplyDeleteHUMOR people, HUMOR! go to your local supermarket and get some!
ReplyDeletePeople of little faith......It is not going to be this easy.....and for what ultimately God wins and Jesus will reign...............the day where no human kings will stand is comingI cannot wait for Satan to finally be thrown into his own pit of fire. Princes and kings from anywhere are NO match for the only King of the Universe.....Jesus.
ReplyDeleteWeighty Katie, eh?
ReplyDeleteRemind me - which part of the Koran encourages quite thin girls to get even thinner?
Are you one of these pro-anorexia people in your spare time, perhaps?
It's not the first time I've noticed you make some extremely "looks-ist" comments - and not always about ugly people either.
Do you remember anything at all about William's mother aside from her going out with a couple of Muslims towards the end of her life?
Do you think he welcomes comments of that sort about *anyone* after what she went through?
Such bitchy and ignorant comments are Haram, surely, if there's any justice in this world.
agree with above reader, your article is pure bias nonsense. WAKE -UP To yourself and stop hurling insults from ignorance.
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