LM is almost lost for words that Saudi authorities have allowed a women of shall we say dubious morals and a sexualised lifestyle to promote her global brand in a city that is revered by Muslims throughout the world. I'm not frankly concerned about her other stores in Saudi but Mecca has to be an exception for obvious religious reasons.
Paris Hilton tends to excite my readers as the comments in these two previous posts here and here indicate however, on reflection LM hopes both Ms Hilton and in particular the House of Saud see the error of their respective ways while in the case of the latter ensure Paris Hilton's shop in Mecca is closed and sanity is restored.
Many will say so what LM as there are numerous Israeli supporters who for a living promote Israeli's increasingly desperate attempts to be viewed as normal rather than the psychopaths they are. You can read more about Akehurst's activities here and here.
However, Ginger Akehurst who is recovering from Cancer also happens to be a Councillor for Chatham Ward in the LB of Hackney which has a Muslim population of approaching 15% and a Jewish population of 0.3% That's right let me repeat he has a Muslim population of almost 15% which you can see in this profile of his Ward here.
LM perhaps naively likes occasionally to think we Muslims are an educated bunch who when confronted with the obvious outrage of an Israeli PR merchant being elected by Muslims would share my dismay and collectively organise to dismiss this individual into political oblivion. However, sadly the Muslims of Hackney in reality should be ashamed of themselves for their incompetence, ignorance and illiteracy which allows our political enemies to thrive in large part as a result of our own ineptitude. Who amongst the Muslims of Hackney will stand up and take a democratic lead by launching an all out political campaign to deselect and defeat Akehurst?
LM challenged Akehurst about his Pro Israel views on Twitter while he has a substantial Muslim vote and got this astonishing but revealing response stating he does not discuss Foreign Policy with his Muslim voters. Naturally this tweet not surprisingly was flatly contradicted by his previous Tweet to me saying "I would expect Muslim voters in My Ward don't support Hamas" so he does discuss Foreign Policy just not with his voters. Given he does not discuss Foreign Policy with his Muslim Voters perhaps his Muslim voters can start a discussion with Cllr Akehurst about Foreign Policy which can be divided into various stages.
First, take a look at his declaration of interest which states he is the Director of "We Believe In Israel". Then have a look at his surgery details here and wander over to the Town Hall on the 2nd Friday of each month to politely and courteously enquire about the potential conflict of interest concerning a politician working for Israel while having a huge Muslim vote. Take the family and inculcate them about democratic empowerment and engagement concepts so beloved by Blairites that they went to war in Iraq & Afghanistan. Watch and learn how, when democratically and politely confronted by voters the likes of Akehurst try and squirm their way out of a pickle when they realise their political subterfuge has been uncovered.
Second, lets move to Stage 2, once you have established the reality of his Israeli credentials its time to undertake Operation Muslim Vote and democratically work to unseat Akehurst. Lets be clear, before considering defeating him in the election he will need to stand again as a Labour candidate for Chatham Ward in Hackney. This means all it probably takes is about no more than a dozen active and eligible Muslims in Chatham Ward signing up to the Labour Party with the sole intent of deselecting Luke Akehurst.
Luke Akehurst is not a complete fool, he was after all a member of Labour's NEC before thankfully being defeated earlier this year and is the Vice Chair of Hackney CLP. Akehurst will be expecting this and I'm sure like many pro Israel politicians harvesting (gathering) the Muslim vote he'll be monitoring the membership very carefully regarding Muslim sounding names joining the Party for a possible quick reference to Labour's NEC to have membership suspended so be subtle.
Hackney Muslims the ball is in your court now. You have been informed of a political wrong ie someone - Luke Akehurst working for Israel so it is entirely permissible for you to use the democratic political mechanism available to defeat him before he considers standing again for election in Chatham Ward, Hackney prior to the London Local Elections in 2014.
LM is not entirely sure who one should attack more the hypocrite Cameron who warns British Muslims to embrace equality, democracy & integration then accepts Saudi hospitality or Muslim tyrants & buffoons stupid enough to waste billions on military aircraft.
Next stop and perhaps rather fittingly Saudi, that paragon of inclusive transparent democratic values that Cameron believes we Muslims should embrace apart from the ones who have billions to spend on British Typhoons. Given the destruction Saudi are currently embarked upon in Mecca with the next rather tragic phase of destruction imminent the one thing you can sure about is apart from the waste of money these arms will not be used to defend Islam but in the case of the rather debauched House of Saud they are being used to destroy Muslim history, archaeology and culture.
Liz was up late last night hosting a State Banquet for Indonesia's visiting President Susilo Bambang which consisted of a slap up Halal Dinner.
Now, why the likes of Muslim Kings, Queen's, Presidents etc prefer a Halal meal down at the Palace rather than an all expenses Halal meal at Chicken Cottage in Southall with LM escapes me but hang on a second what is Bambang drinking?
Initially, when LM read this report my mouth watered with mention of sumptuous food which is slightly out of my price range as LM's pallet and taste buds mostly consist of a halal Zinger Burger and chips for £1.99. However, on closer inspection it appears that while the meal was Halal, sadly French Wine was being served for a President of the largest Muslim country in the world. In addition, music was part of the entertainment. Now, LM as you all know is no scholar but when I last checked music and alcohol are generally considered to be Haram for Muslims so do please enlighten me about why the evening seemed to have the hallmarks of Greek Phil's approach to cultural sensitivity.
What did make LM cringe was the gracious present Liz gave to Bambang, apparently a framed photograph. When Muslim Head's of States from the Middle East visit its so amusing to see them bringing diamonds and Jewell's as presents while in Austerity Britain, Liz hands them a photograph from Snappy Snaps. However, the best part of the evening has to be Bambang's speech which caused LM no end of laughter as in Indonesian he hilariously praised Liz "as an inspiration for perseverance", which has to be the best description of clapped out royalty LM has heard in a long time.
London Muslim with a left of center political agenda but dont let that put you off.
I write about issues the mainstream Murdoch agenda ignores and more than happy to also take on the tiny minority of vociferous fruitcakes in my own community.
In addition I'm a long suffering supporter of QPR. So, a Muslim with a sense of humour